If Bane was a designer, I think his darkness monologue might go something like this:
Awe you think design is your ally…
You merely adopted good design,
I was born in it, moulded by it,
I didn’t see bad kerning till i was already a man,
and by then it was blinding!Your layouts betray you because they belong to me!
I will show you where i’ve made my revisions,
while preparing to bring in the tagline,
then i will break you.Your precious creative suite gratefully accepted, I will need it…
Awe yes, i was wondering what would break first,
your spirit, or your file size.
(Smush)
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