If Bane was a designer, I think his darkness monologue might go something like this:
Awe you think design is your ally…
You merely adopted good design,
I was born in it, moulded by it,
I didn’t see bad kerning till i was already a man,
and by then it was blinding!
Your layouts betray you because they belong to me!
I will show you where i’ve made my revisions,
while preparing to bring in the tagline,
then i will break you.
Your precious creative suite gratefully accepted, I will need it…
Awe yes, i was wondering what would break first,
your spirit, or your file size.